The Analysts’ Picks Are In:
The Bookie: Steelers/Seahawks/Saints
The Big Tuna: Steelers/Saints/Ravens
Little Tuna: Patriots/Ravens/Falcons
Wise Orangutan: Ravens/Seahawks/Patriots
The Strategist: Steelers/Saints/Ravens
Kal Krome: Steelers/Seahawks/Saints
B-Reezy: Steelers/Seahawks/Rams
Atwork: Steelers/Saints/Ravens
Craft Brew: Steelers/Patriots/Saints
Featured Analyst of the Week
The Wise Orangutan
Our Celebrity Analyst Roasters:
The Bookie: There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise. The Wise Orangutan has never been known to send a reader to the dictionary. He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any analysis I met. When he worked at a call center he changed his name to Who-rang-utang. I’m not trying to insinuate he’s a bad analyst. He’s just not a good one.
Little Tuna: Wise O invented this game, right? Means he made the rules and everything, right? So he should be an expert on this game, right? Soooo, he must be winning every time. I mean. What idiot can’t win his own game??
Big Tuna: Big Tuna walks up to the mike. Clears his throat. And says “Dummkopf.” Then stutters “hilahilaʻole.” Then laughs while saying “leathcheann”. Finally walks away muttering “stultus”.
Kal Krome: How dumb is the Wise Orangutan? He puts suntan lotion on his bananas so they don’t peel!
B-Reezy: Your picks remind me of a saying, “Go back to fucking fourth grade”!
Atwork: Huh😴
Craft Brew: What happen if you cross a parrot with Wise O??
Nobody is sure. But if they opened its Mouth to speak. You’d listen!
The Strategist is sick with a fever. We all wish her well. 😘
Happy New Year to All!!!
The Pick Results Are In:
The Bookie: Steelers/Seahawks/Saints(2)
The Big Tuna: Steelers/Saints(2)/Ravens
Little Tuna: Patriots(4)/Ravens/Falcons(1)
Wise Orangutan: Ravens/Seahawks/Patriots(4)
The Strategist: Steelers/Saints(2)/Ravens
Kal Krome: Steelers/Seahawks/Saints(2)
B-Reezy: Steelers/Seahawks/Rams
Atwork: Steelers/Saints(2)/Ravens
Craft Brew: Steelers/Patriots(4)/Saints(2)
Playoff clinchers (week 17):
Patriots | Homefield Advantage | 4 points
Saints | Division Title | 2 points (clinched despite losing)
Falcons | Playoff Berth | 1 points
